“Quoted” Exit Interview


Previously I wrote the “Quoted” Interview, and I had fun doing it, so, I decided to go ahead with this “Quoted” Exit Interview.

 

Please don’t use this as a reference for good answers,,, as it is mostly just for fun.

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We begin any exit interview with thanking the soon to be ex-employee for his time and asking the first Question:

 

  • Tell me about how you’ve come to decide to leave?
    • Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

  • What could have been done early on to prevent the situation developing/provide a basis for you to stay with us?
    • You can’t prevent what you can’t predict.

      • ― K.M. Mac Aulay
  • How do you feel about the organization?
    • Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.

  • What has been good/enjoyable/satisfying for you in your time with us?
  • What has been frustrating/difficult/upsetting to you in your time with us?
    • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.

  • What training would you have liked or needed that you did not get, and what effect would this have had?
    • No matter how long you train someone to be brave, you never know if they are or not until something real happens.

  • What can you say about communications within the organization/your department?
    • The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.

  • How would you describe the culture or ‘feel’ of the organization?
    • Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named…but a dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot.

  • Would you consider working again for us if the situation were right?
    • I don’t want anyone who doesn’t want me.

 

 

 Please don’t use this as a reference for good answers,,, as it is mostly just for fun.

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Diverse Human Resources experience spanning semi-government, startups, business consulting, oil/gas, petrochemicals and multinational corporations. Deep understanding of multiple sectors of economy. Drives business performance, people and culture change, and transformation initiatives through encouragement and empowerment, and human capital management expertise. Leverages best practices, and regional experience to identify challenges to deliver sustained results. Overhauling the organization's Policies to reduce redundancies in: o Manpower Planning. o Budgeting. o Recruitment. o Training. o Development. A change champion, excited to explore new and better ways of positively improving the world of work and business, through transformational leadership. An approachable connector, engaging and accessible to coworkers with whom people sense the genuine interest in their personal well-being. Adding to that being a dynamic public speaker, engaging presenter with exceptional platform skills.

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